Adventure

Keep living life like there's no tomorrow and you'll be right sooner than you think.

Looking for a perfect gift for the BASE jumper or hang glider in your life? Health insurance policies are too expensive. But this is just right.

PERFECT FOR:

Foolhardy bike messengers
Semi-suicidal BMX enthusiasts
Teenage YOLO-ists
Disaffected college students

Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.

Accomplishments

You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

Acquisition

The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.

Adaptation

The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.

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