If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.
Money can't buy you love. But it can buy exotic cars and luxury yachts. Once you've got those covered, you'll be fighting love off with a stick.
It took millions of years to create something this extraordinary. You have about seventy-four.
Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.
The downside of being ahead of your time is that your ruins might end up a playground for cavorting druids.
I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.