Knowledge

I believe that children are our future. And that terrifies me.

The selfie-taking little narcissists of today are the air traffic controllers and doctors of tomorrow. Good luck with all that.

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Hanging in a well-concealed area of your teachers' lounge
Students who see nothing wrong with the pictured equation
Disaffected college instructors

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Insanity

It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.

Platitudes

Those who do not learn from cliches are destined to repeat them.

Madness

Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

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