THE NSA - In order to save your freedoms, we had to destroy them. Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose. And guess what? Since you've already got nothing left to lose, surely you won't mind if we help go ahead and relieve you of that freedom, too? You weren't really using it, right? Great, then! I think we're done here! (At least, we will be once we send Despair a Cease and Desist letter, and add all their employees to our watch list of potential agitators)
"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the latrines..."
Are you constantly the Center of Attention? Or do you wish you were? Buy and wear this shirt. We promise you, you will be! (Really, it works! We tried it!)...
What? You think that's a duck? It's not a duck. It's a dragon. And it's sick fierce, too, kids. Worse than those wussy dragons in Skyrim that just sit there...