Despair Illustrated

Despair Illustrated™

There are times when words fail even the most brilliant of satirists (a.k.a. us). Times when an image itself can speak the most desperate of truths far more poignantly than any poetic turn of phrase. Working closely with celebrated t-shirt designer Glenn Jones, our beautifully rendered Despair Illustrated™ tees transcend language itself to achieve something as sublime and it is devastating!

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  • Overtime T-Shirt
    Overtime T-Shirt
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    $15.95Sale! $9.95Size: 
  • Knock Knock T-Shirt
    Knock Knock T-Shirt
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    Knock Knock - Grim Reaper
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    CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN. THESE CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN SAD.

    Knock Knock T-Shirt

    • $18.95
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  • Obsolete T-Shirt
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A Note About American Apparel Shirts:


These aren't some thick, itchy tees made in China by underfed children. Impossibly soft and comfortable, these shirts are proudly made in USA by shady and/or skanky-looking underfed 20-somethings who tend to like their shirts small and form-fitting. Customers are recommended to consider ordering a size larger than their standard t-shirt size if they are not familiar with the fit of American Apparel shirts or do not suffer from malnutrition.