home > Demotivators > Notecard Packs

You demanded them back in the Despair store- and this year, we’re actually obliging you! (Even this copywriter can’t believe it.) Choose your favorite 13-card variety pack from three different themed collections. Our three unique collections of Demotivator Notecard Packs will turbo-charge your communications with coworkers, relatives, friends and enemies. (Well, especially enemies...)

Each 13-Pack of Notecards is printed on high-quality glossy card stock and includes 13 envelopes. (Plus, they come in a thick, clear baggie that could later be repurposes for holding sandwiches! How awesome is that?!)

  • Business as Usual Notecard Pack
    $19.95


    FEATURING

    Meetings | Worth | Inspiration | Committees | Marketing | Economics | Achievement | Acquisition | Discovery | Motivation | Consulting | Demotivation | Get to Work

  • Idiotic Insights Notecard Pack
    $19.95


    FEATURING

    Believe in Yourself | Tradition | Excuses | Winners | Idiocy | Consistency | Persistence | Bravery | Madness | Cluelessness | Individuality | Priorities | Sanity

  • Pessimistic Visions Notecard Pack
    $19.95


    FEATURING

    Perseverance | Legacy | Obstacles | Sacrifice | Challenges | Hope | Mercy | Curiosity | Perspective | Ambition | Wishes | Give Up | Mistakes