Notecard Variety Packs

Each of our Demotivators® Variety Packs is virtually guaranteed to strengthen your relationships by utilizing the most powerful interpersonal bonding technique known to man, shared misery.

Can't decide between them? Spare yourself the pain of deciding and pick up all 84 designs in our Notecard Super Sampler Pack. These 84 blank 5"x7" greeting cards are the perfect way to tell someone that misery loves company.



93 Card Super Sampler Notecard Pack Includes all 93 Demotivators® designs on 5"x7" notecards with mailing envelopes. NS-070$109.95	Greatest Hits Notecard Pack Featuring 18 of our most popular Demotivator Notecards, including Mistakes, Procrastination and Consulting NS-018 $35.95Sales Special! $12.95	Business As Usual Notecard Pack THE WORKPLACE can be a cruel machine, one that crushes the very souls of employees in the endless pursuit of higher profits. But if your business isn't yet a pestle for grinding human dignity into paste, there's no reason you can't change that right now! With our Business-As-Usual™ collection, you'll create an environment that reflects the values of today's mercilessly mercenary market, and bluntly reminds your workforce of their complete and utter dispensability! Get To Work \| Meetings \| Consulting \| Demotivation \| Apathy \| Discovery NS-100$12.95	Entropic Expressions Notecard Pack DESPITE THE VALIANT EFFORTS of the bumper sticker industry, bad stuff happens. Regularly. When life attacks, some cling desperately to denial, while others collapse into self-pity. But with our Entropic Expressions™ line, you'll stand firm on the feet of wry objectivity, with the satisfaction that comes from knowing no matter how bad life gets, it still beats the alternative. This collection truly is The Cure for Hope™. Adversity \| Despair \| Regret \| Hazards \| Mistakes \| Problems NS-101$12.95



Failure to Succeed Notecard Pack EVERY SUCCESSFUL PERSON has experienced failures - but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success. That's why our Failure to Succeed™ collection has something for everyone. Whether you're a champion who's learned from past defeats, or a chump with little hope of success, these products will help make a better winner, or loser, out of you. Failure \| Ineptitude \| Defeat \| Stupidity \| Losing \| Humiliation NS-102$12.95	Idiotic Insights Notecard Pack THERE IS NO JOY more profound and enduring than that of being a complete idiot. But with our Idiotic Insights™ collection, you'll derive a fleeting, meaningless glimpse of that happiness yourself as you sample various flavors of foolishness. You chuckle literally for seconds, before returning to your barely endurable state of miserable lucidity! Incompetence \| Insanity \| Idiocy \| Cluelessness \| Dysfunction \| Delusions NS-103$12.95	Megalomaniacal Maxims PRIDE- WHAT WAS ONCE one of the 7 deadly sins has become the very foundation of a new American religion of self-esteem. Narcissism itself has been recast as "the greatest love of all." Our Megalomaniacal Maxims™ build upon this foundation of shallow self-absorption, providing profound insights for those who know the love that dare not shut its mouth! Arrogance \| Elitism \| Intimidation \| Overconfidence \| Pretension \| Power NS-104$12.95	Positive Negations Notecard Packs HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL from industries that package and sell it for our consumption. Yet in these troubled times, cynical marketers have begun to fashion negative parodies to soothe the intellects, if not the souls, of a population grown weary of manufactured hope. With our Positive Negations™ line, these two worlds collide, as idyllic titles are coupled with dispiriting sayings. The result? A meta-level compound that promises happiness from afar, then slaps you in in the face for being so gullible. Tres postmodern! Achievement \| Ambition \| Teamwork \| Motivation \| Potential \| Success NS-105$12.95



TeamBreakers Notecard Pack WHEN LIKE MINDED PEOPLE unite in a common purpose to complete a task which no one person can accomplish alone, almost anything can happen. Except, of course, the completion of that task... Our new Teambreakers™ collection will hasten your resolve to not work well with others. Or perhaps might motivate the entire lot of you to not work very well- but, as a TEAM! Enjoy! Sacrifice \| Blame \| Irresponsibility \| Burnout \| Ignorance \| Dare to Slack NS-106$12.95	Underachievers Notecard Pack UNLEASH THE POWER of mediocrity in your own office, home or dormitory with our amazing Underachievers™ collection. These compelling depictions of the merits of laziness, indifference and underachievement are virtually guaranteed to inspire you or someone you love to not bother trying to soar to new heights! Indifference \| Limitations \| Procrastination \| Mediocrity \| Underachievement \| Laziness NS-107$12.95

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