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A Note About American Apparel Shirts:


These aren't some thick, itchy tees made in China by underfed children. Impossibly soft and comfortable, these shirts are proudly made in USA by shady and/or skanky-looking underfed 20-somethings who tend to like their shirts small and form-fitting. Customers are recommended to consider ordering a size larger than their standard t-shirt size if they are not familiar with the fit of American Apparel shirts or do not suffer from malnutrition.

Men's size chart | Ladies' size chart


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    May Combust T-Shirt
    $18.95Size: 
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    Contents Under Pressure T-Shirt
    $18.95Size: 
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    Shock Hazard T-Shirt
    $15.95Sale! $9.95Size: