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LET'S GET YOUR DRINK ON

Despair's legendary Demotivator® mugs will offer you an entirely new kind of drinking problem. You need that!

Confession may be good for the soul, but blameshifting will keep you employed longer.

The race for quality has no finish line, so technically, it's more like a death march

May not be warranted at this point.

Is my spirit animal.

When I was told I had to pull my weight around here, I didn't realize that included everyone else's.

I hear the call to do nothing and am doing my best to answer it.

Be advised - I failed the training.

None of us is as dumb as all of us.

When the time comes for us to burn the candle at both ends, we’re grateful you’re here, being our candle.

I expected times like this - but never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.

Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.

Water Isn't the Only Thing that Rolls Downhill.

Just look for me somewhere beyond the limits of human endurance.

Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

So the best of us have to carry the rest of us.

If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

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