You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.
It took millions of years to create something this extraordinary. You have about seventy-four.
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.
Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.
Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.