Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.
Retirement is like rotary telephones and mimeograph machines: if you’re under 30, don’t worry about it. It’s never going to come up for you.
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.