Legacy

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It took millions of years to create something this extraordinary. You have about seventy-four.

How will people remember you when you’re gone? Probably as that whiny loser who complained about his job all the time and wasted entire days of his life looking at motivational poster parody websites.

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Ozymandias
Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod
Alphaville
Disaffected college students

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Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born right on time to explore unemployment thanks to A.I.

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If things were truly getting better all the time, it wouldn't hurt so much to remember how they used to be.

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