Mistakes

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It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Not every life can be a success, just like not every vessel can be seaworthy. But there’s no shame in being one spectacular shipwreck. (Actually, there is. But we’re not going to kick you while you’re down, Edmund Fitzgerald.)

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Titanic enthusiasts
Titanic film enthusiasts who were unaware that the Titanic was a real thing
Clive Cussler groupies
Disaffected college students

Destiny-Explore

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born right on time to explore unemployment thanks to A.I.

Pass the Buck

Confession may be good for the soul, but blameshifting will keep you employed longer.

Nostalgia

If things were truly getting better all the time, it wouldn't hurt so much to remember how they used to be.

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