Tradition

$ 20.00

Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

Some customs have been handed down generation by generation, all the way back to our forefathers. But remember: our forefathers were actually pretty stupid. They wore those dumb powdered wigs and everything.

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Animal rights activists who cannot believe how far we have not come
Ernest Hemingway (“I hung the poster on the wall. It was funny, and colorful. Jim came with a cup of coffee. The coffee was hot, and good. We looked at the poster and laughed.”)
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