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ACHIEVEMENT
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
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ADVERSITY
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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AGONY
Not all pain is gain.
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AMBITION
The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly
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APATHY
If we don't take care of the customer,maybe they'll stop bugging us.
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ARROGANCE
The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
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BEAUTY
If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
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BITTERNESS
Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there's nothing the world loves more than the taste of really sweet dreams.
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BLAME
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
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BLOGGING
Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.
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BURNOUT
Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
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CHALLENGES
I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
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CHANGE
When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.
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CLUELESSNESS
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
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COMPROMISE
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
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CONFORMITY
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
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CONSISTENCY
It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.
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CONSULTING
If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
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CORRUPTION
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.
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CUSTOMER DISSERVICE
Because we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.
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CUSTOMER CARE
If we really care for the customer we'd send them somewhere better.
| | DARE TO SLACK
When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.
| | DEFEAT
For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.
| | DELUSIONS
There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.
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DEMOTIVATION
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
| | DESPAIR
It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
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DESTINY
You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.
| | DISCOVERY
A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.
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DISLOYALTY
There comes a time when every team must learn to make individual sacrifices.
| | DISSERVICE
It takes months to find a customer, but only seconds to lose one... the good news is that we should run out of them in no time.
| | DO IT LATER
The early worm is for the birds.
| | DOUBT
In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.
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DREAMS
Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.
| | DYSFUNCTION
The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.
| | EFFORT
Hard work never killed anybody, but it is illegal in some places.
| | ELITISM
It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.
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FAILURE
When your best just isn't good enough.
| | FEAR
Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea
| | FLATTERY
If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom.
| | FUTILITY
You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.
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GET TO WORK
You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
| | GIVE UP
At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.
| | GOALS
It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.
| | GOVERNMENT
If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.
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HAZARDS
There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.
| | HOPE
May not be warranted at this point.
| | HUMILIATION
The harder you try, the dumber you look.
| | IDIOCY
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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IGNORANCE
It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going.
| | INCOMPETENCE
When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.
| | INDIFFERENCE
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
| | INDIVIDUALITY
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
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INEPTITUDE
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
| | INNOVATION
If it can make your job easier, it can probably make it irrelevant.
| | INSANITY
It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.
| | INSPIRATION
Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
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INTIMIDATION
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent, but you'd be a fool to withhold that from your superiors.
| | IRRESPONSIBILITY
No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.
| | LAZINESS
Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running.
| | LEADERS
Leaders are like eagles. We don't have either of them here.
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LIMITATIONS
Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.
| | LONELINESS
If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.
| | LOSING
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
| | MEDIOCRITY
It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.
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MEETINGS
None of us is as dumb as all of us.
| | MISFORTUNE
While good fortune often eludes you, this kind never misses.
| | MISTAKES
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
| | MOTIVATION
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
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NEPOTISM
We promote family values here - almost as often as we promote family members.
| | OPPORTUNITY
I am Dr. Adewole Aremu- a director with the Union Bank of Nigeria in Lagos - and I wish to speak to you most urgently about a matter regarding the sum of $39,000,000 US Dollars...
| | OVERCONFIDENCE
Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.
| | PERSEVERANCE
The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.
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PERSISTENCE
It's over, man. Let her go.
| | PERSPECTIVE
Less is more. Unless you're standing next to the one with more.
Then less just looks pathetic.
| | PESSIMISM
Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.
| | PLANNING
Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.
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POSSIBILITIES
With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams.
Like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts.
| | POTENTIAL
Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
| | POWER
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.
| | PRESSURE
It can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond, or an average person into a perfect basketcase.
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PRETENSION
The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.
| | PRIORITIES
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
| | PROBLEMS
No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them
| | PROCRASTINATION
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
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PROPAGANDA
What lies behind us and lies before us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces.
| | QUALITY
The race for quality has no finish line- so technically, it's more like a death march.
| | REGRET
It hurts to admit when you make mistakes - but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second
| | RETIREMENT
Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.
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RISKS
If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.
| | ROMANCE
Love is in the air. And it's pooping on my head.
| | SACRIFICE
Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.
| | SACRIFICE
All we ask here is that you give us your heart.
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SANITY
Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
| | STRIFE
As long as we have each other, we'll never run out of problems.
| | STUPIDITY
Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
| | SUCCESS
Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
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TEAMWORK
A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
| | TRADITION
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
| | TROUBLE
Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young.
| | UNDERACHIEVEMENT
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
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VICTORY
Winners never fly higher than when they're bouncing up and down on the egos of those they defeat.
| | VISION
How can the future be so hard to predict when all of my worst fears keep coming true?
| | WHINING
If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.
| | WINNERS
Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
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WISHES
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
| | WORTH
Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
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