Acquisition

The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.

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Accomplishments

You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

Adaptation

The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.

Adversity

That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

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