Build A Calendar

$ 29.00

Give the gift that keeps on hurting all year long—a fully customized Demotivators® calendar. You choose the starting month and the twelve designs you want. But that's not all.

CALENDAR FEATURES:

Each calendar is a whopping 14 ″ × 11 ″
They're each beautifully saddle-stitched
It's simple to add custom reminders, dates, and holidays—and you can edit them in your cart (standard US holidays included)

So why are you procrastinating? Wait until AFTER you buy it to start doing that!

Please allow 7 –10 business days for production. Quantities may be adjusted in your cart.

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Build A Calendar

$ 29.00

Give the gift that keeps on hurting all year long—a fully customized Demotivators® calendar. You choose the starting month and the twelve designs you want. But that's not all.

CALENDAR FEATURES:

Each calendar is a whopping 14 ″ × 11 ″
They're each beautifully saddle-stitched
It's simple to add custom reminders, dates, and holidays—and you can edit them in your cart (standard US holidays included)

So why are you procrastinating? Wait until AFTER you buy it to start doing that!

Please allow 7 –10 business days for production. Quantities may be adjusted in your cart.

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Select Your Date: Enter Custom Text to Appear in Calendar Date Cell: Limited to 130 characters

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