Just because we accept you as you are doesn't mean we've abandoned hope you'll improve.
If you require additional affirmation, get a puppy. The rest of us are trying to work.
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Because there's nothing standing between you and your goal but a total lack of talent and complete failure of will.
Refuse to accept anything but the very best and you are never going to last around here.
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.
Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.
It took millions of years to create something this extraordinary. You have about seventy-four.