The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow. Or you could die from it. It's hard to know with these things sometimes.
When the time comes for us to burn the candle at both ends, we’re grateful you’re here, being our candle.
I expected times like this - but never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
When I was told I had to pull my weight around here, I didn't realize that included everyone else's.
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
My life is complicated enough already without trying to introduce organization into it.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.
Because a Frozen, Lifeless Hellscape Bathing in Radiation is Looking Pretty Good to Me Right Now.
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
If you require additional affirmation, get a puppy. The rest of us are trying to work.
Because there's nothing standing between you and your goal but a total lack of talent and complete failure of will.