Because a Frozen, Lifeless Hellscape Bathing in Radiation is Looking Pretty Good to Me Right Now.
It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.
I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.
Just because we accept you as you are doesn't mean we've abandoned hope you'll improve.
Because there's nothing standing between you and your goal but a total lack of talent and complete failure of will.
It took millions of years to create something this extraordinary. You have about seventy-four.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.