Because there's nothing standing between you and your goal but a total lack of talent and complete failure of will.
If you require additional affirmation, get a puppy. The rest of us are trying to work.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
It took millions of years to create something this extraordinary. You have about seventy-four.
Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.
Just because we accept you as you are doesn't mean we've abandoned hope you'll improve.
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.