It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Not every life can be a success, just like not every vessel can be seaworthy. But there’s no shame in being one spectacular shipwreck. (Actually, there is. But we’re not going to kick you while you’re down, Edmund Fitzgerald.)
My life is complicated enough already without trying to introduce organization into it.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.