Never attribute to stupidity that which can be adequately explained by a pathological bloodlust for control.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.
My life is complicated enough already without trying to introduce organization into it.
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies right to our faces.
Don’t let anyone tell you that dreams can’t come true; my life’s turned into a long, waking nightmare.
Because a Frozen, Lifeless Hellscape Bathing in Radiation is Looking Pretty Good to Me Right Now.
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change history, usually by rewriting it.
If you find yourself struggling with motivation here, try to picture yourself suddenly unemployed. Because you might be.
When the time comes for us to burn the candle at both ends, we’re grateful you’re here, being our candle.
Thanks for all your well-intended criticism. If I’m not perfect by now, it’s definitely not your fault.
We’ve got a talent for explaining tomorrow why the predictions we made yesterday didn’t come true today.
We bring the people of the world together so you can watch them tear each other apart.
Only After the Struggle Is Over Will We Know Just How Many of our Sacrifices were Completely Unnecessary.
By the Time Justice is Done, Injustice Has Usually Gotten Away with Everything it Wanted to.
When I was told I had to pull my weight around here, I didn't realize that included everyone else's.
You can't put a price on a good education, but you can spend a small fortune to acquire skills that might help you earn a fraction of it back before technology obsolesces your knowledge set.
I may disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to be punished for saying it.
Failure is simply an opportunity to begin again, next time some place else, where they like to hire losers.