When I was told I had to pull my weight around here, I didn't realize that included everyone else's.
You can't put a price on a good education, but you can spend a small fortune to acquire skills that might help you earn a fraction of it back before technology obsolesces your knowledge set.
I may disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to be punished for saying it.
Failure is simply an opportunity to begin again, next time some place else, where they like to hire losers.
Instilling the self-confidence kids will need to carry them through all the failure they'll experience because they weren't taught competence instead.
Because there's nothing standing between you and your goal but a total lack of talent and complete failure of will.
Refuse to accept anything but the very best and you are never going to last around here.
A nation divided against itself cannot stand to hear what those other lunatics are trying to say.
You must tweet the change you want to see in the world. It won't affect anything, but at least people will know exactly where you stood during the fight. Doing nothing. Like the poser you are.
If you require additional affirmation, get a puppy. The rest of us are trying to work.
Disaster awaits those who ignore hidden threats. We trust you'll find this sufficiently motivating.
Because there's always room for another annoying non-conformist like you in the unemployment line.
Just because we accept you as you are doesn't mean we've abandoned hope you'll improve.
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.