Because a Frozen, Lifeless Hellscape Bathing in Radiation is Looking Pretty Good to Me Right Now.
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change history, usually by rewriting it.
If you find yourself struggling with motivation here, try to picture yourself suddenly unemployed. Because you might be.
When the time comes for us to burn the candle at both ends, we’re grateful you’re here, being our candle.
Thanks for all your well-intended criticism. If I’m not perfect by now, it’s definitely not your fault.
We’ve got a talent for explaining tomorrow why the predictions we made yesterday didn’t come true today.
We bring the people of the world together so you can watch them tear each other apart.
Only After the Struggle Is Over Will We Know Just How Many of our Sacrifices were Completely Unnecessary.
By the Time Justice is Done, Injustice Has Usually Gotten Away with Everything it Wanted to.
When I was told I had to pull my weight around here, I didn't realize that included everyone else's.
You can't put a price on a good education, but you can spend a small fortune to acquire skills that might help you earn a fraction of it back before technology obsolesces your knowledge set.
I may disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to be punished for saying it.
Failure is simply an opportunity to begin again, next time some place else, where they like to hire losers.
Instilling the self-confidence kids will need to carry them through all the failure they'll experience because they weren't taught competence instead.
Because there's nothing standing between you and your goal but a total lack of talent and complete failure of will.
A nation divided against itself cannot stand to hear what those other lunatics are trying to say.
You must tweet the change you want to see in the world. It won't affect anything, but at least people will know exactly where you stood during the fight. Doing nothing. Like the poser you are.
If you require additional affirmation, get a puppy. The rest of us are trying to work.
Disaster awaits those who ignore hidden threats. We trust you'll find this sufficiently motivating.
Because there's always room for another annoying non-conformist like you in the unemployment line.