Instilling the self-confidence kids will need to carry them through all the failure they'll experience because they weren't taught competence instead.
Because there's nothing standing between you and your goal but a total lack of talent and complete failure of will.
Refuse to accept anything but the very best and you are never going to last around here.
A nation divided against itself cannot stand to hear what those other lunatics are trying to say.
You must tweet the change you want to see in the world. It won't affect anything, but at least people will know exactly where you stood during the fight. Doing nothing. Like the poser you are.
If you require additional affirmation, get a puppy. The rest of us are trying to work.
Disaster awaits those who ignore hidden threats. We trust you'll find this sufficiently motivating.
Because there's always room for another annoying non-conformist like you in the unemployment line.
Just because we accept you as you are doesn't mean we've abandoned hope you'll improve.
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
It's not just the ability to put a plan into action, it's our solution for those who lack that ability.
Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.