Kept the authorities from admitting that the earth revolves around the sun for over 300 years.
Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.
Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born right on time to explore unemployment thanks to A.I.
Confession may be good for the soul, but blameshifting will keep you employed longer.
If things were truly getting better all the time, it wouldn't hurt so much to remember how they used to be.