When I was told I had to pull my weight around here, I didn't realize that included everyone else's.
Be advised - I failed the training.
None of us is as dumb as all of us.
When the time comes for us to burn the candle at both ends, we’re grateful you’re here, being our candle.
I expected times like this - but never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.
Water Isn't the Only Thing that Rolls Downhill.
Just look for me somewhere beyond the limits of human endurance.
Because a Frozen, Lifeless Hellscape Bathing in Radiation is Looking Pretty Good to Me Right Now.
Is my spirit animal.