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Work

When I was told I had to pull my weight around here, I didn't realize that included everyone else's.

Sensitivity

Be advised - I failed the training.

Meetings

None of us is as dumb as all of us.

Dedication

When the time comes for us to burn the candle at both ends, we’re grateful you’re here, being our candle.

Challenges

I expected times like this - but never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.

Retirement

Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.

Responsibility

Water Isn't the Only Thing that Rolls Downhill.

Stress

Just look for me somewhere beyond the limits of human endurance.

Life Goals

Because a Frozen, Lifeless Hellscape Bathing in Radiation is Looking Pretty Good to Me Right Now.

Sloth

Is my spirit animal.

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