Demotivators

MOTIVATIONAL PRODUCTS DON'T WORK. BUT OUR DEMOTIVATOR® PRODUCTS DON'T WORK EVEN BETTER.

When we started Despair, we had a dream. To crush other people's dreams. But we knew, given our goal, we'd be in for a fight. After all, the Motivation Industry has been crushing dreams for decades, selling the easy lie of success you can buy. That's why we decided to differentiate ourselves- by crushing dreams with hard truths!

Motivation

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

Procrastination

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

Underachievement

Because soaring with the eagles requires so much more effort.

Teamwork

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

Challenges

I expected times like this - but never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.

Legacy

It took millions of years to create something this extraordinary. You have about seventy-four.

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MOTIVATIONAL PRODUCTS DON'T WORK. BUT OUR DEMOTIVATOR® PRODUCTS DON'T WORK EVEN BETTER.

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