Underachievement

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Because soaring with the eagles requires so much more effort.

There are people out there who do their best, work hard, and push their boundaries, not for praise or recognition, but for pride. We call those people “chumps.”

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Disaffected college students

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Because a Frozen, Lifeless Hellscape Bathing in Radiation is Looking Pretty Good to Me Right Now.

Change-History

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change history, usually by rewriting it.

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If you find yourself struggling with motivation here, try to picture yourself suddenly unemployed. Because you might be.

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