Demotivators

MOTIVATIONAL PRODUCTS DON'T WORK. BUT OUR DEMOTIVATOR® PRODUCTS DON'T WORK EVEN BETTER.

When we started Despair, we had a dream. To crush other people's dreams. But we knew, given our goal, we'd be in for a fight. After all, the Motivation Industry has been crushing dreams for decades, selling the easy lie of success you can buy. That's why we decided to differentiate ourselves- by crushing dreams with hard truths!

Efficiency

No expense will be spared in making you an unnecessary one.

Don't Panic

There's no use both of us being hysterical at the same time.

Obsolescence

I'd have liked a chance to prove I could learn new tricks.

Aptitude

What you lack in skill cannot be made up for by effort.

Team Effort

Together, we can all bring a little bit of nothing to the table.

Deadlines

These too shall pass.

Dependability

Because we expect you to be dependable until we deem you expendable.

Value

Nobody could ever replace you. Automation is that nobody.

Judgment

I've given up hope for political solutions and am now bracing for divine ones.

Preparation

Sometimes a lack of planning on their part really DOES constitute an emergency on yours.

Realism

Every time I look on the bright side, the shadows are right behind me.

Responsibility-Blame

By the time we're willing to share it, it's already turned into blame.

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MOTIVATIONAL PRODUCTS DON'T WORK. BUT OUR DEMOTIVATOR® PRODUCTS DON'T WORK EVEN BETTER.

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