Demotivators

MOTIVATIONAL PRODUCTS DON'T WORK. BUT OUR DEMOTIVATOR® PRODUCTS DON'T WORK EVEN BETTER.

When we started Despair, we had a dream. To crush other people's dreams. But we knew, given our goal, we'd be in for a fight. After all, the Motivation Industry has been crushing dreams for decades, selling the easy lie of success you can buy. That's why we decided to differentiate ourselves- by crushing dreams with hard truths!

Motivation

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

Procrastination

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

Potential

Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

Believe in Yourself

Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Limitations

Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.

Winners

Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.

Underachievement

Because soaring with the eagles requires so much more effort.

Retirement

Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.

Sacrifice

All we ask here is that you give us your heart.

Mistakes

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Give Up

At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.

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MOTIVATIONAL PRODUCTS DON'T WORK. BUT OUR DEMOTIVATOR® PRODUCTS DON'T WORK EVEN BETTER.

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