Potential

Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

As a bright-eyed kid, you once harbored dreams of a future in space. But face it, the only moon you’ll ever step foot on will belong to passed-out, drunken, former bright-eyed aspiring astronaut losers who are, unfortunately for you, your peers. Nice going, Buzz!

PERFECT FOR:

Anyone who ever paid to go to SpaceCamp
Especially if they ended up working here
Bill Nye, Dr. Brian May, and this guy
Your college-age children, who will soon be:
Disaffected college students

Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.

Destiny-Explore

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born right on time to explore unemployment thanks to A.I.

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Confession may be good for the soul, but blameshifting will keep you employed longer.

Nostalgia

If things were truly getting better all the time, it wouldn't hurt so much to remember how they used to be.

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