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Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
As a bright-eyed kid, you once harbored dreams of a future in space. But face it, the only moon you’ll ever step foot on will belong to passed-out, drunken, former bright-eyed aspiring astronaut losers who are, unfortunately for you, your peers. Nice going, Buzz!
Instilling the self-confidence kids will need to carry them through all the failure they'll experience because they weren't taught competence instead.
Because there's nothing standing between you and your goal but a total lack of talent and complete failure of will.