Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
As a bright-eyed kid, you once harbored dreams of a future in space. But face it, the only moon you’ll ever step foot on will belong to passed-out, drunken, former bright-eyed aspiring astronaut losers who are, unfortunately for you, your peers. Nice going, Buzz!
Only After the Struggle Is Over Will We Know Just How Many of our Sacrifices were Completely Unnecessary.