Ambition

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The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Keep your eyes on the prize. Just like a mouse, fixated on that tasty bit of cheese waiting in the trap.

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Non-vegetarians living in the Pacific Northwest (both of them)
Disaffected college students

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So the best of us have to carry the rest of us.

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I refuse to contort my reality to accommodate your total lack thereof.

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This is what happens when problem solvers get paid by the hour.

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