Ambition

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The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Keep your eyes on the prize. Just like a mouse, fixated on that tasty bit of cheese waiting in the trap.

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Salmon with delusions of grandeur
Hungry bears looking for something to go with that delicious beurre blanc
Non-vegetarians living in the Pacific Northwest (both of them)
Disaffected college students

Accountability

A word leaders start to use right before the scapegoating begins.

Be the Bridge

That way we can walk all over you on our way to better places.

Caution-Iceberg

Disaster awaits those who ignore hidden threats. We trust you'll find this sufficiently motivating.

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