Ambition

$ 20.00

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Keep your eyes on the prize. Just like a mouse, fixated on that tasty bit of cheese waiting in the trap.

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Salmon with delusions of grandeur
Hungry bears looking for something to go with that delicious beurre blanc
Non-vegetarians living in the Pacific Northwest (both of them)
Disaffected college students

Life Goals

Because a Frozen, Lifeless Hellscape Bathing in Radiation is Looking Pretty Good to Me Right Now.

Change-History

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change history, usually by rewriting it.

Inspiration-Struggle

If you find yourself struggling with motivation here, try to picture yourself suddenly unemployed. Because you might be.

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