Ambition

$ 20.00

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Keep your eyes on the prize. Just like a mouse, fixated on that tasty bit of cheese waiting in the trap.

PERFECT FOR:

Salmon with delusions of grandeur
Hungry bears looking for something to go with that delicious beurre blanc
Non-vegetarians living in the Pacific Northwest (both of them)
Disaffected college students

Sloth

Is my spirit animal.

Stress

Just look for me somewhere beyond the limits of human endurance.

Fragility

Inside every snowflake is a perfectly unique meltdown just waiting to happen.

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