Ambition

$ 20.00

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Keep your eyes on the prize. Just like a mouse, fixated on that tasty bit of cheese waiting in the trap.

PERFECT FOR:

Salmon with delusions of grandeur
Hungry bears looking for something to go with that delicious beurre blanc
Non-vegetarians living in the Pacific Northwest (both of them)
Disaffected college students

Competence

If You Can't Learn to Do it Well, At Least Learn to Enjoy Doing it Badly.

Consequence

Only After the Struggle Is Over Will We Know Just How Many of our Sacrifices were Completely Unnecessary.

Corruption-Hand

I Either Want Less Corruption or More Opportunity to Participate in It.

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