The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Keep your eyes on the prize. Just like a mouse, fixated on that tasty bit of cheese waiting in the trap.


  • Salmon with delusions of grandeur
  • Hungry bears looking for something to go with that delicious beurre blanc
  • Non-vegetarians living in the Pacific Northwest (both of them)
  • Disaffected college students

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