Knowledge

I believe that children are our future. And that terrifies me.

The selfie-taking little narcissists of today are the air traffic controllers and doctors of tomorrow. Good luck with all that.

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Hanging in a well-concealed area of your teachers' lounge
Students who see nothing wrong with the pictured equation
Disaffected college instructors

Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.

Destiny-Explore

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born right on time to explore unemployment thanks to A.I.

Pass the Buck

Confession may be good for the soul, but blameshifting will keep you employed longer.

Nostalgia

If things were truly getting better all the time, it wouldn't hurt so much to remember how they used to be.

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