Knowledge

I believe that children are our future. And that terrifies me.

The selfie-taking little narcissists of today are the air traffic controllers and doctors of tomorrow. Good luck with all that.

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Students who see nothing wrong with the pictured equation
Disaffected college instructors

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Heritage

Legacy can be forgotten much faster than it was forged.

Rightsizing

We're making our company just the right size by removing you from it.

Endurance

The race is not always to the swift but to those who keep running, and guess who runs 24/7 wIthout lunch breaks, paychecks, or whining?

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