Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can … you know what? We’ll finish this later. There’s a Here Comes Honey Boo Boo marathon on.
Because a Frozen, Lifeless Hellscape Bathing in Radiation is Looking Pretty Good to Me Right Now.
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change history, usually by rewriting it.
If you find yourself struggling with motivation here, try to picture yourself suddenly unemployed. Because you might be.