Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.
Curb your enthusiasm, people. It's seriously annoying.
Because a Frozen, Lifeless Hellscape Bathing in Radiation is Looking Pretty Good to Me Right Now.
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change history, usually by rewriting it.
If you find yourself struggling with motivation here, try to picture yourself suddenly unemployed. Because you might be.