Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
Don’t listen to all the bad things people are saying about you. And they are saying bad things about you. They’re pretty funny, too! Especially the one about how nobody will ever be desperate enough to love you. Anyway, don’t listen to them.
Instilling the self-confidence kids will need to carry them through all the failure they'll experience because they weren't taught competence instead.
Because there's nothing standing between you and your goal but a total lack of talent and complete failure of will.