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All we ask here is that you give us your heart.
Show up every day, work hard, and don’t complain, and in fifty years you’ll get a nice gold watch. Which will be slipped on your cold, dead wrist.
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Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born right on time to explore unemployment thanks to A.I.
Confession may be good for the soul, but blameshifting will keep you employed longer.
If things were truly getting better all the time, it wouldn't hurt so much to remember how they used to be.