Sacrifice

$ 20.00

All we ask here is that you give us your heart.

Show up every day, work hard, and don’t complain, and in fifty years you’ll get a nice gold watch. Which will be slipped on your cold, dead wrist.

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Mixtli-Dark Cloud
Tlaloc
Kali ma...Kali ma...Kali ma, shakthi deh!
Disaffected college students

Motivation

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

Tradition

Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

Wishes

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

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