Give Up

At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.

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Efficiency

No expense will be spared in making you an unnecessary one.

Don't Panic

There's no use both of us being hysterical at the same time.

Obsolescence

I'd have liked a chance to prove I could learn new tricks.

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