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Demotivators

MOTIVATIONAL PRODUCTS DON'T WORK. BUT OUR DEMOTIVATOR® PRODUCTS DON'T WORK EVEN BETTER.

When we started Despair, we had a dream. To crush other people's dreams. But we knew, given our goal, we'd be in for a fight. After all, the Motivation Industry has been crushing dreams for decades, selling the easy lie of success you can buy. That's why we decided to differentiate ourselves- by crushing dreams with hard truths!
Motivation
Motivation

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

Get To Work
Get To Work

You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

Ambition
Ambition

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.


Believe in Yourself
Believe in Yourself

Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Underachievement
Underachievement

Because soaring with the eagles requires so much more effort.

Mistakes
Mistakes

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.


Poster
Government

If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

Legacy
Legacy

It took millions of years to create something this extraordinary. You have about seventy-four.

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