Demotivators

MOTIVATIONAL PRODUCTS DON'T WORK. BUT OUR DEMOTIVATOR® PRODUCTS DON'T WORK EVEN BETTER.

When we started Despair, we had a dream. To crush other people's dreams. But we knew, given our goal, we'd be in for a fight. After all, the Motivation Industry has been crushing dreams for decades, selling the easy lie of success you can buy. That's why we decided to differentiate ourselves- by crushing dreams with hard truths!

Heritage

Legacy can be forgotten much faster than it was forged.

Rightsizing

We're making our company just the right size by removing you from it.

Endurance

The race is not always to the swift but to those who keep running, and guess who runs 24/7 wIthout lunch breaks, paychecks, or whining?

Hope-Snail

Is the leading cause of failure.

Success-Canoe

Success is a journey, but you failed to depart.

Defiance

I hope history catches up with me before the mob does.

Adversity-Obstacle

You can overcome almost any obstacle in life as long as you have enough grit, determination, and extremely rich parents.

Obnoxiousness

If you can't handle me at my worst, bad news - it's all I've got.

Consequences-Bull

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is you're foolish and you make poor decisions.

Just Breathe

If you really need a reminder to do this, tender your resignation immediately so a grown up can take your spot.

Limits

Your only limitation is you, but that's more than enough for anyone.

Scapegoating

We blame ourselves for not blaming you sooner.

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MOTIVATIONAL PRODUCTS DON'T WORK. BUT OUR DEMOTIVATOR® PRODUCTS DON'T WORK EVEN BETTER.

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