Our customers won't care how much we know until they know how much we care, so we've had to get really good at faking both.
Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.
So the best of us have to carry the rest of us.
I refuse to contort my reality to accommodate your total lack thereof.
This is what happens when problem solvers get paid by the hour.
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