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MOTIVATIONAL PRODUCTS DON'T WORK. BUT OUR DEMOTIVATOR® PRODUCTS DON'T WORK EVEN BETTER.

When we started Despair, we had a dream. To crush other people's dreams. But we knew, given our goal, we'd be in for a fight. After all, the Motivation Industry has been crushing dreams for decades, selling the easy lie of success you can buy. That's why we decided to differentiate ourselves- by crushing dreams with hard truths!
Challenges
Challenges

I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.

Irresponsibility
Irresponsibility

No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.

Poster
Government

If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.


Legacy
Legacy

It took millions of years to create something this extraordinary. You have about seventy-four.

Give Up
Give Up

At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.

Mediocrity
Mediocrity

It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.


Aspiration
Aspiration

I hear the call to do nothing and am doing my best to answer it.

Wishes
Wishes

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

Competence
Competence

If You Can't Learn to Do it Well, At Least Learn to Enjoy Doing it Badly.


Distinction
Distinction

Looking sharp is easy when you haven't done any work.

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