Multitasking

$ 20.00

The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." - Ron Swanson, "Parks and Recreation"

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Overextended employees and the bosses who don't care about them
Those who have the confidence to screw up two things at once
Spork enthusiasts
Disaffected college students

Instilling the self-confidence kids will need to carry them through all the failure they'll experience because they weren't taught competence instead.

Discouragement-Fish

Because there's nothing standing between you and your goal but a total lack of talent and complete failure of will.

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It's your only hope for success, really.

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