The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." - Ron Swanson, "Parks and Recreation"


  • Overextended employees and the bosses who don't care about them
  • Those who have the confidence to screw up two things at once
  • Spork enthusiasts
  • Disaffected college students

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