Multitasking

$ 20.00

The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." - Ron Swanson, "Parks and Recreation"

PERFECT FOR:

Overextended employees and the bosses who don't care about them
Those who have the confidence to screw up two things at once
Spork enthusiasts
Disaffected college students

Sensitivity

Be advised - I failed the training.

Conspiracy

Never attribute to stupidity that which can be adequately explained by a pathological bloodlust for control.

Dystopia

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.

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