Multitasking

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The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." - Ron Swanson, "Parks and Recreation"

PERFECT FOR:

Overextended employees and the bosses who don't care about them
Those who have the confidence to screw up two things at once
Spork enthusiasts
Disaffected college students

Competence

If You Can't Learn to Do it Well, At Least Learn to Enjoy Doing it Badly.

Consequence

Only After the Struggle Is Over Will We Know Just How Many of our Sacrifices were Completely Unnecessary.

Corruption-Hand

I Either Want Less Corruption or More Opportunity to Participate in It.

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