Multitasking

$ 20.00

The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." - Ron Swanson, "Parks and Recreation"

PERFECT FOR:

Overextended employees and the bosses who don't care about them
Those who have the confidence to screw up two things at once
Spork enthusiasts
Disaffected college students

Sloth

Is my spirit animal.

Stress

Just look for me somewhere beyond the limits of human endurance.

Fragility

Inside every snowflake is a perfectly unique meltdown just waiting to happen.

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