The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.
"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." - Ron Swanson, "Parks and Recreation"
Never attribute to stupidity that which can be adequately explained by a pathological bloodlust for control.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.