Consulting

$ 20.00

If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

There’s nothing wrong with paying people to listen to your problems and give you obvious advice. That’s what bartenders are for.

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The nine people in America who understand what it is consultants actually do
Advice columnists
Disaffected college students

Motivation

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

Tradition

Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

Wishes

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

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