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If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

There’s nothing wrong with paying people to listen to your problems and give you obvious advice. That’s what bartenders are for.

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The nine people in America who understand what it is consultants actually do
Advice columnists
Disaffected college students

Sensitivity

Be advised - I failed the training.

Conspiracy

Never attribute to stupidity that which can be adequately explained by a pathological bloodlust for control.

Dystopia

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.

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