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If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

There’s nothing wrong with paying people to listen to your problems and give you obvious advice. That’s what bartenders are for.

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Instilling the self-confidence kids will need to carry them through all the failure they'll experience because they weren't taught competence instead.

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Because there's nothing standing between you and your goal but a total lack of talent and complete failure of will.

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It's your only hope for success, really.

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