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Consulting

If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

There’s nothing wrong with paying people to listen to your problems and give you obvious advice. That’s what bartenders are for.

PERFECT FOR:

  • The nine people in America who understand what it is consultants actually do
  • Advice columnists
  • Disaffected college students

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