Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Well, if all your friends jumped out of an airplane flying 30,000 feet above the ground with nothing but a piece of nylon strapped to their back, would you -- oh, you would? I...I see.
Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.
Never attribute to stupidity that which can be adequately explained by a pathological bloodlust for control.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.