None of us is as dumb as all of us.
They might be the most frustrating exercises in pointlessness ever to have been invented, but at least they’re better than actually working.
My life is complicated enough already without trying to introduce organization into it.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.
If you can’t handle me at my worst, you deserve to know it’s also my best.
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