Because a frozen, lifeless hellscape bathing in radiation is looking pretty good to me right now.
My life is complicated enough already without trying to introduce organization into it.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and now they’re bringing it right to my driveway and taxing me for it.
If you can’t handle me at my worst, you deserve to know it’s also my best.
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