Life Goals

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Because a frozen, lifeless hellscape bathing in radiation is looking pretty good to me right now.

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Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

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None of us is as dumb as all of us.

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If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

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