Positively Negative

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

Believe

Don’t let anyone tell you that dreams can’t come true; my life’s turned into a long, waking nightmare.

Consistency

It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.

Hope

May not be warranted at this point.

Individuality

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

Perseverance

The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.

Potential

Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

Priorities

Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.

Pulling Together

Only works when you're not jerking in opposite directions like idiots.

Quality

The race for quality has no finish line, so technically, it's more like a death march

Responsibility

Water Isn't the Only Thing that Rolls Downhill.

Risktaking

The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow. Or you could die from it. It's hard to know with these things sometimes.

Success

If you wake up early, work hard, and never give up, your dreams can come true if you're born rich.

Teamwork Baton

Ensuring that your hard work can always be ruined by someone else's incompetence.

Winners

Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.

Worth

Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.

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