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What if we told you that you could experience pure, unadulterated, soul-crushing demotivation every single day of the year without a prescription, and the only side effects were emergent lucidity and lowered expectations? We’d call that a bargain; the worst you’ve ever had!
NOTE: Our Build-Your-Own-Calendars are not currently available in this store, but they’ll be back before July. In the meantime, if you’d like to build and order one, just click here!