Limitations

Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.

There’s no shame in being a flightless bird. The red rail, the Chatham duck, the great auk: all beautiful. And all extinct.

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Good-natured Linux users
Nuns
Burgess Meredith
Disaffected college students

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Destiny-Explore

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born right on time to explore unemployment thanks to A.I.

Pass the Buck

Confession may be good for the soul, but blameshifting will keep you employed longer.

Nostalgia

If things were truly getting better all the time, it wouldn't hurt so much to remember how they used to be.

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