Sanity

Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.

Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who run naked through your neighborhood at night, screaming “Kenneth, what is the frequency? The Department of Commerce planted microchips in my brain!”

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D. B. Cooper
All of you still holding on to your parachute pants, just waiting for the comeback
Disaffected college students

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Destiny-Explore

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born right on time to explore unemployment thanks to A.I.

Pass the Buck

Confession may be good for the soul, but blameshifting will keep you employed longer.

Nostalgia

If things were truly getting better all the time, it wouldn't hurt so much to remember how they used to be.

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