Knowledge

I believe that children are our future. And that terrifies me.

The selfie-taking little narcissists of today are the air traffic controllers and doctors of tomorrow. Good luck with all that.

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Efficiency

No expense will be spared in making you an unnecessary one.

Don't Panic

There's no use both of us being hysterical at the same time.

Obsolescence

I'd have liked a chance to prove I could learn new tricks.

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