Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can … you know what? We’ll finish this later. There’s a Here Comes Honey Boo Boo marathon on.
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.