Foresight

Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those busy proving them right.

You can do anything you put your mind to. Of course, that only works if you have a mind.

PERFECT FOR:

Starry-eyed dreamers in full body casts
Those who refuse to let the laws of physics tell them how to have a good time
That cynic in the QA department
Disaffected college students

Build-Your-Own Calendar with this design.

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the stars, born right on time to explore unemployment thanks to A.I.

Pass the Buck

Confession may be good for the soul, but blameshifting will keep you employed longer.

Nostalgia

If things were truly getting better all the time, it wouldn't hurt so much to remember how they used to be.

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